(via letsfcuktodubstep-deactivated20)

9 months ago

“Are you an alien, because you just abducted my heart!” (Just stay away from me with that anal probe)

9 months ago

“Is your last name Gillette, because you’re the best a man can get.”

9 months ago

(via calcul0n)

1 year ago

“Hey, I work for tech support. And if you’d like, I could take off your cover, and insert a bigger CPU.”

1 year ago

If you’re reading this I’m at Prom.

1 year ago

“Baby, every time I see you my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.”

1 year ago

(via thisisbullcrap)

1 year ago

(via stormpooper)

1 year ago

“Me without you is like a lightsaber without its crystal.”

1 year ago